Not that I'm butthurt about Brazil (I, uhh...don't really care) but c'mon:

1. It's bandwagoning. We know you don't really care about the World Cup, Pornhub Katie. Well, maybe you do, but a bunch of tweets from a corporate/free porn vid site isn't going to convince me.

2. Is this seriously your only trick in the bag? If one team in the World Series blows it this October, are you going to roll this same exact tweet with different hashtags? What about the NBA playoffs or the Stanley Cup next year? At least I'll give you credit for changing it from a rape joke this time. Though I don't know if it was because of legitimate criticism or the fact that it merely opened you up to random internet hacks who can do it better.

3. Your public humiliation category is not full. Trust me, I know.